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Poor Pleb Cotton Towel - Black

Poor Pleb Cotton Towel - Black

Regular price $39.00 USD
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This premium towel is made from a high-quality absorbent fabric and will last a long time, whether you use it at home, or by the beach. It's made from 100% combed Turkish cotton that's extra soft and fluffy, just like you.

• 100% combed Turkish cotton
• Fabric weight: oversized weighs 13.3 oz/yd² (450 g/m²), bath and hand towels weigh 14.7 oz/yd² (500 g/m²)
• Absorbent fabric
• Made extra soft with the new AirJet Technology
• Pre-shrunk for additional durability
• Decorative shiny woven motif on both ends
• Sizes: oversized is 39.4″ × 82.7″ (100 × 210 cm), bath is 27.6″ × 55.1″ (70 × 140 cm), and hand towel is 19.7″ × 39.4″ (50 × 100 cm)
• Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
• Blank product sourced from Turkey

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
50×100 cm 19 ⅝ 39 ⅜
70×140 cm 27 ½ 55 ⅛
100×210 cm 39 ⅜ 82 ⅝
  WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
50×100 cm 50 100
70×140 cm 70 140
100×210 cm 100 210

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