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Poor Pleb Embroidered socks

Poor Pleb Embroidered socks

Regular price $34.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $34.00 USD
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Embroidered socks are here. Love them while they last, as you will almost certainly lose one soon. 
  • 80% cotton, 17% polyester, 3% spandex, 48% puns
  • Cushioned sole
  • Machine washable
  • Brand logo watermark on soles
  • Premium quality
  • Made in USA

Socks may be used on both feet and as hand warmers, beyond that we have no business knowing what you do with them.

Care instructions:
Hand wash and avoid excessive lotion in the sock. Avoid using microwave, stove or oven to dry socks because we know you do weird shit when juggling different utility bills. Hand wash in a tumble dryer at your own risk.

This product is made especially for plebs as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us flipping ages deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce over reproduction, which is beneficial to the world.


Size guide

S/M 7-10 6-8
L/XL 10-13 9-12


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