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Poor Pleb Lightweight Cotton T-shirt (light colours) - Wen Lamb-o - Crypto Biskit

Poor Pleb Lightweight Cotton T-shirt (light colours) - Wen Lamb-o - Crypto Biskit

Regular price $39.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $39.00 USD
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Important: This product is available in East Asia* only. If your shipping address is outside this region, please choose a different product.

Poor Plebs love t-shirts, this is because they can't afford clothes with arms. They are also used to cover over badly inked chest tattoos and fag burns.

No clothing item is more versatile than a classic, quality t-shirt. The Lightweight Cotton T-Shirt is a perfect everyday staple with minimalistic embroidered details. The lightweight, 100% cotton fabric makes it extra breathable and comfy.

• It's got arms
• It has a hole through which your head goes
• It is made of cloth
• It can be used to clean cars or mop up spilt beer
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Double-needle topstitch on the collar

We can't afford to do things in bulk, so this product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making the decision for it to take a bit longer for it to arrive. It is worth it for the larfs.

*Japan, Hong Kong, Indonesia, South Korea, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, Thailand, Taiwan, Vietnam

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 25 ⅝ 18 ⅞ 7 ⅛
M 26 ¾ 20 ½ 7 ½
L 28 22 7 ⅞
XL 29 ⅛ 23 ⅝ 8 ¼
2XL 30 ¼ 25 ¼ 8 ⅝
S 65 48 18
M 68 52 19
L 71 56 20
XL 74 60 21
2XL 77 64 22


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