Poor Pleb Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Hot drinks should stay hot and cold drinks should stay cold. This stainless steel bottle can do both, and it will cheer you up no end when you find yourself homeless and living in a cardboard box. The design will stay just as vibrant over time and will remind you of better days when you had enough money to buy things.

• High-grade stainless steel
• Can be used to defend yourself in a streetfight
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only (dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal)
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!