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Poor Pleb Tank (light colours) - Things are looking up for the little guy - Crypto Biskit

Poor Pleb Tank (light colours) - Things are looking up for the little guy - Crypto Biskit

Regular price $27.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $27.00 USD
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Poor Plebs love vests and tank tops, this is because they can't afford clothes with arms. They are used to show off badly inked sleeve tattoos, fag burns, scars and musculature . Added bonus? It’s eco-friendly, which means that it likes being outside and getting covered in food stains. Light colour lets you see exactly what you had for breakfast.

• It's got no arms
• It has a hole through which your head goes
• It is made of cloth
• It can be used to clean cars or mop up spilt beer
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Medium fit

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

We can't afford to do things in bulk, so this product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making the decision for it to take a bit longer for it to arrive. It is worth it for the larfs.

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) BODY WIDTH (inches)
XS 26 16 ¼
S 27 18 ¼
M 28 20 ¼
L 29 22 ¼
XL 30 24 ¼
2XL 31 26 ¼
  BODY LENGTH (cm) BODY WIDTH (cm)
XS 66 41.3
S 68.6 46.4
M 71.1 51.4
L 73.7 56.5
XL 76.2 61.6
2XL 78.7 66.7

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