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Poor Pleb Organic cotton T-shirt (dark colours) - Wen Lamb-o - Crypto Biskit

Poor Pleb Organic cotton T-shirt (dark colours) - Wen Lamb-o - Crypto Biskit

Regular price £32.50 GBP
Regular price Sale price £32.50 GBP
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Poor Plebs love t-shirts, this is because they can't afford clothes with arms. They are also used to cover over badly inked chest tattoos and fag burns. Added bonus? It’s eco-friendly, which means that it likes being outside and getting covered in food stains. Black is a useful colour if you wish to commit a robbery or some such nefarious act.

• It's got arms
• It has a hole through which your head goes
• It is made of cloth
• It can be used to clean cars or mop up spilt beer
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Medium fit
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems (whatever that means)
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)

The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.

We can't afford to do things in bulk, so this product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making the decision for it to take a bit longer for it to arrive. It is worth it for the larfs.

Important: This product is available in East Asia* only. If your shipping address is outside this region, please choose a different product.

*Japan, Hong Kong, Indonesia, South Korea, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, Thailand, Taiwan, Vietnam.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 25 ⅝ 18 ⅞ 7 ⅛
M 26 ¾ 20 ½ 7 ½
L 28 22 7 ⅞
XL 29 ⅛ 23 ⅝ 8 ¼
2XL 30 ¼ 25 ¼ 8 ⅝
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 65 48 18
M 68 52 19
L 71 56 20
XL 74 60 21
2XL 77 64 22

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