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Poor Pleb Organic cotton T-shirt (White) - Wen Lamb-o - Crypto Biskit

Poor Pleb Organic cotton T-shirt (White) - Wen Lamb-o - Crypto Biskit

Regular price £32.50 GBP
Regular price Sale price £32.50 GBP
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Go natural—order this t-shirt and enjoy the comfort of a truly all-natural organic cotton that is grown and harvested without any fertilizers and pesticides. The high-quality ringspun cotton yarns make sure that the fabric is extra soft and durable. If you’re looking to invest in ethical clothing that is sure to last and has a low environmental impact, look no further than this organic t-shirt!

Poor Plebs love t-shirts, this is because they can't afford clothes with arms. They are also used to cover over badly inked chest tattoos and fag burns. Added bonus? It’s eco-friendly, which means that it likes being outside and getting covered in food stains.

• It's got arms
• It has a hole through which your head goes
• It is made of cloth
• It can be used to clean cars or mop up spilt beer
• 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.5 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1×1 rib neck
• Shoulder seam finished with a self-fabric tape
• Double-needle cover stitched seams
• Low environmental impact
• Blank product sourced from Mexico

*This product ships from the United States and Canada*

We can't afford to do things in bulk, so this product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making the decision for it to take a bit longer for it to arrive. It is worth it for the larfs.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
2XL 32 26 21 ½
2XL 81.3 66 54.6


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