Poor Pleb Unisex Organic Cotton T-Shirt (dark colours) - Things are looking up for the little guy - Crypto Biskit
Poor Pleb Unisex Organic Cotton T-Shirt (dark colours) - Things are looking up for the little guy - Crypto Biskit
Regular price
£32.50 GBP
Regular price
Sale price
£32.50 GBP
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Poor Plebs love tshirts, this is because they can't afford clothes with arms. They are also used to cover over badly inked chest tatoos and fag burns. Added bonus? It’s eco-friendly, which means that it likes being outside and getting covered in food stains. Black is a useful colour if you wish to commit a robbery or some such nefarious act.
• It's got arms
• It has a hole through which your head goes
• It is made of cloth
• It can be used to clean cars or mop up spilt beer
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Medium fit
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems (whatever that means)
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
We can't afford to do things in bulk, so this product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making the decision for it to take a bit longer for it to arrive. It is worth it for the larfs.
• It's got arms
• It has a hole through which your head goes
• It is made of cloth
• It can be used to clean cars or mop up spilt beer
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Medium fit
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems (whatever that means)
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
We can't afford to do things in bulk, so this product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making the decision for it to take a bit longer for it to arrive. It is worth it for the larfs.
Size guide
BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 27 ¼ | 19 ¼ | 8 ⅛ |
M | 28 ¼ | 20 ½ | 8 ½ |
L | 29 ⅛ | 21 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 22 ¾ | 8 ⅞ |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 24 | 9 ¼ |
BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 69 | 49 | 20.6 |
M | 71.9 | 52 | 21.6 |
L | 74 | 55.1 | 22.6 |
XL | 76 | 58 | 22.6 |
2XL | 78 | 61 | 23.6 |
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